Day One

Well, its arrived. P90x that is. I start tonight in my quest to once again be hot. I'm tired of being fat. Officially. I will do the dreaded task of weighing and measuring myself AND, horror of all horrors, taking the "before photo" tonight. I'll probably be crying and working out at the same time, but I figure most people do that after they take that photo of themselves scantily clad in their mirror with bad lighting and no makeup. I know this will be very hard and physically exhausting, but I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to fitting into old clothes, wearing sexy Halloween costumes and leaving the lights on during intimate moments. In all seriousness though, I'm a lazy fuck and it's time I got off my fat ass. I'm tired of being tired.